" attention span "

 [ "attention span" ]

1: Something I don't have much of.

  * e.g.,  ... What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special. 

 [ "attention span" ]

2: *looses interest, stares in other direction*

 [ "Youtube Attention Span" ]

1: Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

  * e.g.,  ... Jill: Watch this video! 

 [ "short attention span" ]

1: when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings someone is easily distracted

  * e.g.,  ... OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span. 

 [ "Attention Span Olympics" ]

1: metaphorical phrase used to indicate a period requiring long hours of intense attention to detail.

  * e.g.,  ... Studying for law school finals feels like the Attention Span Olympics. 

 [ "Attention Span Ponzi Scheme" ]

1: An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

  * e.g.,  ... Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest. 

 [ "Attention Span Ponzi Scheme" ]

2: The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

 [ "Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub" ]

1: A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

  * e.g.,  ... Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.